All I'm saying is we can't prove this *isn't* the case.

[e_jo_m]

“Royal Propagandist!”

“Yes, Lord Solomon?”

“We have more problems with national unity. The Southerners are saying we originated in Egypt, while the Northerners are saying we originated from a wandering Aramaen. I need you to figure out some way that both can be true.”

“Certainly, my lord.”

“And in the process, make my tribe look better than the other eleven.”

“Yes, my lord.”

“Say, what tribe are you from, again? You’re from the one that doesn’t count, right?”

“Yes, O King; I am bat Joseph.”